Poultry Porn

Last night, as my husband browsed the Internet for turkey preparation techniques, he came across this video on Epicurious (our favorite cooking website). So there we were, just your average couple watching an online cooking demonstration, when the woman began to slather soft butter along the inside thigh of a turkey. Now, call us sophomoric, but pay close attention when you get about 34 seconds in and tell me you don't feel just a little bit naughty and giggly. We looked at each other, and then looked behind us to make sure the shades were pulled, lest some unsuspecting neighbor peek in and see our poultry pornography. 

Needless to say, we've replayed it about 57 times, and dissolve into fits of tenth grade laughter every time as she caresses the inner drumstick. Gobble Gobble!